theunluckygirl

kyaaaa this is the worst ｡：ﾟ(｡ﾉω＼｡)ﾟ･｡
i can't believe i've gotten mixed up into something super shady!!
i totally try to avoid that kind of thing as a supreme leader of evil, y'know??

[ that doesn't add up at all, but that's ouma in a nutshell.

he doesn't ignore her question at least. ]

and maybe? i'm kind of embarrassed now!
which one would you think i am?
hey
hey
we could turn this into a game ヾ(o✪‿✪o)ｼ

[ even thought it would be obvious which one he is if she watched enough... not that he has any shame and he kind of wants to gauge how much she did. it's like, bizarre, roundabout 20-questions with a stranger feat. weird porn livestreams. ]

But there's only a 50/50 chance of getting it wrong? Since you're obviously not Shuichi, you must be one of the other two.

[Wait no there's something more important here] Supreme leader of evil? [How old is this guy... This sounds like something one of the orphanage boys would've come up with]

or maaaybe i'm not either of them...
the point of a livestream is that it kinda gets broadcasted to anyone, right?
so i COULD be some weirdo that just recorded it!

[ ...nevermind that he is a weirdo that recorded it, but. ]

there were lots of these videos going around at the time, and they're all super great for blackmail material!!
so yeah, only someone as evil as me would think to utilize them like this!! ヾ（〃＾∇＾）ﾉ♪

[ he's directly contradicting his whole "oops" and "shuichi told me to send it" thing now at this point, but it's not like he ever lies to generally not be figured out due to his dramatics. he's having fun and that's all that matters!! ]

hey
hey
did you see any of these when they went up, too?
or are you a newbie?? (*「･ω･)ﾝ？

You have a lot of [Jesus christ how does she say this diplomatically and politely] energy, don't you?

I don't really understand things like 'livestreams' or the recording bit. I'm sorry. I'm from a time long before those sorts of things were even thought of. Though, I have a feeling Shuichi didn't ask you to do this at all...

[She looks at her phone. She looks up and around her room in something lie dismay. Why is this happening to her she's a good person who doesn't deserve this weird conversation!!]

I believe I arrived right around the time those were going on. But I didn't really see any of them. I suppose I'm a 'newbie' still. You've been here longer?

ohhhh, i get it now... don't worry, i've dealt with plenty of geezers like you before!! ☆｡ﾟ+.(人-ω◕ฺ)ﾟ+.ﾟ

[ he says, while continuing to use emojis and his own flamboyant texting style.... very considerate.

also that doesn't sound weird at all.......

anyway. ]

but yeah, i'm a seasoned vet type and you totally nailed it! saihara-chan didn't ask for this at all... but even if you turn out to be super old, i'd peg you as a newbie in every sense of the word if you still don't know what livestreams and stuff are for. you at least know what sexting is, right??

[ this is a one-way ticket to disaster town. ]

I'm 19... And it was 1940 before I came here. [She knows she doesn't have to like, explain herself or anything, but she feels like she needs to?? She doesn't want him to get some wrong idea about her age or something. She's not even entirely sure why she cares that he has the right facts.

Uh.

Hm.]

I can guess it's something lewd based on the word alone. but that's about all I know. I'm sorry.

[ interesting... ouma's at least familiar with people coming in from the wrong time or memories that don't quite match up. and she knows of shuichi? two strikes on the piqued curiosity box. ]

so it's like one of those crazy twists where they put you in a time freeze and you woke up to everything being different?
and now you've got to learn how to adapt and defeat the big bad evil in a new world and be back in time for class?? (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

[ ok nerd. ]

and learn about what sexting is along the way, now that i'm here to help!
but don't mistake me for a tutorial character, since it's a lie. i'm gonna be the final boss for sure ☆
get ready for a lesson from a top tier leader!! here we gooo~

[ after a few hot seconds......... which is a surprising show of restraint, since he's a chatterbox even through text and likes spamming. ]

what are you wearing?

Something like that, sure. You're rather funny.

[She's not sure if he's intentionally trying to be funny, but, well. She finds it funny so...

She waits a little bit, feeling a bit confused, which doesn't alleviate any once the last message comes through.

She looks down at herself.

???]

A dress? It's a sort of summer dress I wear around the apartment. It's red.

[Which, granted, is way less than she'd normally wear but he wouldn't know that. But why does he need to know this??]

[ it's not intentional per se, but it really is in the eye of the beholder whether someone finds him funny or annoying -- and sometimes neither is a constant. but this is what happens when you're a clown.

anyway. ]

jffffffffkdjfkkkkkkkk,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[ LENGTHY PAUSE.......... ]

oops!!
i fell asleep just now cuz of how boring that was!!! (; ･`д･´)
if i were grading, i'd give you an F.....

[ press f jennifer having to deal with this, honestly. ]

but since you're still learning i'll let you off the hook!
most people fudge the details a bit, y'know to make it more stimulating?
like, it could be way hotter if you mentioned the dress was red from being drenched in blood!!
that's totally someone's kink.
buuut i get the feeling you'd make a terrible liar...
so we'll stick with what's real, OK?

what do you have on BENEATH the dress??

Oh. I'm sorry. [ :( ]

I'm afraid I really am quite terrible at lying. Even on text.

My. Undergarments? [A pause.] They're white? With flowers?

This is embarrassing.

that means it's working!
you're supposed to feel all redfaced!! (*/ω＼*)
so we're definitely getting somewhere...

[ no there are plenty of Problems here.

with the predominant problem being ouma trying to sext with this poor girl in the first place... ]

now's the part where you send a pic! ☆

A pic?

A picture? Of my underwear?!

[HOLD ON WHAT]

yeah, that!
unless you're not wearing any after all? ∑（｡･Д･｡）???
super scandalous!!!

No, I am! Of course I am!

But that seems a little intimate, isn't it?

[What...do you think you're doing here, Jen. It's called 'sexting' for a reason...]

I don't know anything about you or really who you are.

that's what makes it more exciting!!
you can make up your own truth about who's on the other line with these things.
i mean, you can also do it with people you know...
but you still needs lots of practice.

well... i DID already tell you i'm an evil despot! ψ(｀∇´)ψ
so i guess you have that to go off of.

You shared that video of Shuichi. And with all the strangeness of people accidentally sending things to other people, I don't know if I want to risk that happening to me right now as well.

Maybe another time. After we've talked more?

[That's as good an excuse as any, isn't it??]

oooh, you're sharper than you let on!
that's a good argument.
okaaay!! i'm fine with that.

[ it's not like he was legitimately interested in the whole sexual aspect so much as he was just pushing her...

passing up an opp to mess with people? never heard of it. ]

jennifer-chan, right??
i'll keep an eye out for you~ (*・∀-)☆

Alright. I hope we can become friends, then.

You never told me your name?

top secret info!!!!!!!!
sowwy~ .:｡+ﾟ ((oﾟ´m｀o人))
but you'll know who i am

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